Sage Brush & Thistles

Who is this man that loves sage brush and thistles?

He's the same one who fills my tank with gas when it is running low.

Brings me a Scoobie Snack when I don't feel like pausing my show.

Loves me when I'm a mess.

Takes care of me when I'm sick, just out of surgery or a little under the weather.

Sage Brush may make other sneeze...and thistles may prickle...but I think I'll keep them in my garden just the same.